One night an evil person was attacking a church, but Captain Poop came to the rescue. Da da da!
The evil person tried again, but still Captain Poop saved the day. Da da da!
Later that night the evil person was robbing a bank so Captain Poop came to the rescue again Da da da!
At 2am the SAME robber was smashing a door into a house. He was super angry. Everyone was scared that he wold kill them. But Captain Poop killed the robber slowly and painfully in a squishing machine.
There was a party to celebrate his death
prompt from: https://100wc.net/